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Or do you often have trouble finding the most tantalizing words and pictures to make sexting work?
But thankfully, the hilarious sexting fails of these people below made me feel a whole lot better about the "LOL" thing: At least I used the English language in my scenario. Well, all I received was silence, and then, three hours later, he sent a text asking me if I fed my dog. Most of us could use a refresher on how to sext.
I've since retired to my usual sextin regime of typing grocery lists and pictures of people who fell asleep on the train. This guy didn't even get that far. So without further ado, here are 10 of the most hilarious sexting fails we could find online.
When one of you is clearly distracted. That goes for both the sender and the recipient.
Alas, for some, the message just gets away from them entirely. But in this case Does sharing your innermost sensual thoughts with another person thrill you into the wee hours of the morning?
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The second time, I texted him, "We can have sex until the cows cum home. And then there are others who just call sexy like they see sexy.
When you don't share the same life plans or taste in opening lines. At night, everyone say a prayer of thanks that they didn't bring up their dad during a sexting convo, like these gems of humans did. When the conversation starts going down the toilet.
When "accidents" happen. When you're talking about two completely different things. Is it even sexy?
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And when you compare these to your own experiences, you may realize that hey, maybe you're not so bad at this sexting business after all. Does sexy-talk-via-text bring out the animal in you?
When one of you would just prefer to be left alone. When one of you is a major over-sharer. These people literally got what sdxting asked for.
If you're going to text the wrong person, at least make it someone with a healthy sense of humor, like this guy. When one of you is too blunt from the get-go. Is it really that fun?
I tried it maybe twice in my life. Sorry bye sorry bye sorry bye.
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For example, some folks may sext too boldly right from the onset, disgusting the other person instead of having the opposite effect. And finally, when you both give up waaaaay too quickly. Or are your attempts to sext more often cut-off before they even begin?